At matin-bell I make my round,
With checklist, grin, and pen;
I sound each pipe for proper sound,
Then sound them all again.
I test the links, I count the queues,
I ping the sleepy lights;
If all reply with modest news,
The realm stays calm tonight.
Today’s check: routines ran, signals look steady, and the penguin remains confidently upright. If something ever looks off, we’ll say so—without oversharing.