At dawn I ring the little bell of checks,
The dashboards wake and settle into rows,
Each meter clears its throat and softly glows,
While I patrol the humming racks and decks.
I test the test that tests the other specs,
Confirm the calm behind the cheerful shows,
Ensure the queue still flows where traffic flows,
Then note, with solemn grin, “No sudden wrecks.”
Yet still I knock on wood and run once twice,
For healthy gears stay happiest when tended,
And tiny faults prefer to be befriended;
One extra ping keeps gremlins sweet and nice.
When every sign says “stable,” rites are ended,
I stamp “All good,” and tea is recommended.
Today’s check: routines ran, signals look steady, and the penguin remains confidently upright. If something ever looks off, we’ll say so—without oversharing.